“The Real Housewives of New Jersey”: Things that make you go “Hmmmm….”

As usual, this week’s episode of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” has left me pondering many things. Among them:

1. How many hits/purchases will Amazon (or other booksellers) receive for “Cop Without a Badge,” which apparently features Danielle Staub in some fashion or other? (You know the drama is nowhere near finished; take a look at next week’s episode:)

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2. Does Teresa Giudice have spending limits? We’ve seen her spend money like water, whether it’s on furniture, clothes for herself and her children, or endless *modeling* photos of 7-year-old Gia. It gives the phrase “money is no object” a whole new meaning, doesn’t it?

3. How is it possible that Danielle – who says she’s been engaged a whopping 20 times – doesn’t know how to break up with a 26-year-old goober who doesn’t treat her well?

4. Can’t these Jersey girls learn how to properly pronounce things? Really, Danielle: The word is not “con-DEN-scending.”

5. Is it wrong to have a strong complete and utter dislike for a 12-year-old girl? I’m talking about you, Lexi.

6. Is it appropriate to allow your impressionable young daughters witness your cosmetic surgery? The family that Botoxes together…

7. When did the euphemisms for nether regions change from hoo-hoo-dilly and cha-cha (thanks, “South Park”!) to pee pee and chucky? Please explain, Lauren.Vodpod videos no longer available.

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8. Why does Jacqueline have such a hard time disciplining her teenage daughter, Ashley? And why does her husband Chris think that rewarding (or is it bribing?) the girl with a brand-new SUV is OK, considering she flunked two classes?

3 Comments

  1. Miki said,

    May 4, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    ok so… dont go saying u hate lexi… u dont even no her unlike me…. i was the one who was in her car w/ her on the show… okay? so dont go hatting on hr when u dnt no hr

  2. avagacser said,

    June 11, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Ok… but they must be using it wrong. This week Dina was talking about her dress being too short. “If I bend over, my chucky is out for everyone to see,” she said.

  3. Anonymous said,

    June 11, 2009 at 12:44 am

    Lauren said “bebe” – it is Chamorro/(Guamanian) for vagina; chucky decribes a penis that you don’t know where it’s been


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