“The Real Housewives of New Jersey”: Now you too can be FABULOUS!

Did you wake up this morning wishing you could be as fabulous as Teresa Giudice?


Well, guess what? It’s your lucky day, because “The Real Housewife of New Jersey” is feeling generous: She’s started up her own line of  T-shirts, baseball caps and jewelry – aptly named TG Fabulicious (I gather TG Fabulous was already taken) – all of which are available for sale on her website.

As you’re well aware, the mother of three (with a fourth – hopefully a boy – on the way) is known for repeating certain phrases over and over on the show. So you won’t be too surprised to learn which words/phrases will be emblazoned across your bubbies should you purchase the T-shirts. They are:

*Fabulous (In addition to peppering practically every conversation with this word, Teresa also uses it every time she takes her daughters’ model-posed photos. “Girls, do FABULOUS!” she instructs them. Frankly, I really think there should be an exclamation point on these shirts/caps.)

Teresa and her "delicious and juicy" other half./Credit Bravo

Teresa and her "delicious and juicy" other half./Credit Bravo

*Delicious (One of two words Teresa uses to describe her husband, Joe. The other one? Juicy. But that’s already taken.)

*Love, love, love (One love for each of her girls. Think she’ll add another “love” after she has baby No. 4?)

*Happy wife, happy life (Technically, this phrase was uttered by Joe when Teresa spoke about wanting to enlarge her bubbies. Judging by the commercials, that gem of an exchange will be part of next week’s episode.)

The caps sell for $25, and the T-shirts are $30. The jewelry is a bit more pricey – $105 to $170 (bracelets only, which are named after the three girls). Oh, and there are headbands and other assorted hair accessories, too.

What’s next? Will “delicious and juicy” Joe start up his own line, too? Hopefully he’ll steer clear of the word “gay.”


  1. Carrie said,

    June 18, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    I’m sad to see Dina leave the show. I would love to see Danielle asked to leave the show. I like to just fast forward when she is on. She is a complete description of disgusting!!!
    I am interested in as to the details of Teresa and Joe’s financials. How can she keep spending if she does not have any money. How is she claiming all of this debt if she has a best selling book?

  2. Carrian BK said,

    November 9, 2009 at 11:47 am

    yall are all great women. I admire you all minus Danielle!! I have one question for you all I have two boys one is 7 and the other will be 2 the day after christmas. My husband want to have another one I am worried about the middle child. We both want a girl so any advice because I am not sure if I want to raise just 3 kids if I have another one I ll want one more to make an even four. What do you suggest and what age gap do you recommend??

  3. belinda m said,

    October 17, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    hey ladies!!!!!!!!!!! i have to say you are the kick ass chicks i have ever seen…… you are a sweet pea teresa and u to jacklyn….. gotta luv u….. caroline you rock babe……good lookin out….. please invite me to one of your party’s, i would love to meet you someday……………god bless take care and bless thoes beau tiful babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. jenny said,

    June 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    teresa ur or a hard bitch i love ur ass and we italian or the best lisent i wolud like for u to cALL ME 954-573-4678

  5. Golzar Saranj said,

    June 19, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    i love you teresa. your my favorite housewife. i want to be just like you when i grow up. i hate danielle. great job with the table flip. 🙂 ❤

  6. Sweetnatt said,

    June 8, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    I luuvvvgg the show you girls are incredible I cant stop watching I started with the O.C. ladies then A.T.L. ladies now the N.J. ladies…the N.J. ladies are close to being on the level wth the A.T.L. ladies because like them they dont take NO S@#$..!!! And its very clear you Italian ladies dont take any either..!! Luving this Show….I’m Addicted for sure…

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