VH1 tells Jersey girls: “You’re Cut Off!”

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Watch out Snooki, Sammi and JWoww: These privileged, bratty girls are angling for your spots in the limelight.

And guess what? They’re actually FROM Jersey.

Jessica from Howell definitely tans and may hit the gym, but she most certainly doesn't do laundry./Photos credit VH1

Meet Jessica, a Howell resident who is jobless and lives at home with her parents. She is one of nine women – two from the Garden State – from obscenely well-off families who are part of a new VH1 series called “You’re Cut Off.” The premise is simple: The women’s families are allegedly fed up with supporting them in extravagant lifestyles and have decided to kick them to the curb, where a life coach is there to pick up the pieces.

“I’m from New Jersey,” Jessica explains. “The two things in life that I absolutely can’t live without are tanning and cigarettes.”

In a manner that suggests she is bragging, Jessica continues, “I don’t work. I don’t have to work, I’m not forced to work.”

(Heck, she could borrow a line from 9-year-old Gia Giudice of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” who recently told her mother “I’m too pretty” to work.)

Jacqueline from Mahwah believes that because most men are superficial about women's looks it's OK for her to be interested in men's bank accounts, according to VH1.

Then there’s Jacqueline from Mahwah, who isn’t quite as outspoken but feels just as entitled.

“When you grow up having all Mercedes’ in your driveway and Chanel bags when you’re 5, I mean, what do you expect?” she asks.

“You’re Cut Off” airs at 9 p.m. Wednesdays on VH1. The first episode premiered yesterday, and the network is repeating it throughout the rest of the week so there are plenty of opportunities to watch it in all of its horrific (yet entertaining) glory. It’s kind of like watching Paris Hilton and her ilk getting their comeuppance.

Here’s just a peek at what’s in store this season:

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1 Comment

  1. June 20, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    I just wanna say that the jessica chick Is the hottest girl in tha world no stunt. But hit me up ladies 865.456.1235.

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