“American Horror Story”: Dead and loving it

This week’s episode of “American Horror Story” was brought to you by the films “The Strangers,” “The Shining,” “Carrie” and “The Changeling.”

(NOTE: Some content after the jump is NSFW. Click at your own risk)

1) Crazy people invade your home and terrorize you.

Check.

2) Crazy woman locks her daughter in the closet.

Check.

3) A crazy old dead woman lusts after Daddy, who, by the way, sees her as a smokin’ hot young thang. (Warning: This clip contains nudity and is definitely NSFW.)

Check.

4) A crazy ghost(s) who just wants to play ball with you. Oh, and who also was drowned in a bathtub with a necklace of some significance around their neck.

Check.

5) Crazed killers with a fondness for wielding an ax at your midsection.

Check.

I wonder if next week’s episode will include a videotape that kills you if you watch it, birds that peck you to death, or little kids that astral project themselves into other, scary dimensions. Heck, maybe it will include all three. I’m ready. Bring it on!

Somehow, this makes "American Horror Story's" scary images bearable. Keep 'em coming, FX!

1 Comment

  1. Chris said,

    December 22, 2011 at 2:23 am

    I think its less of a ripoff and more of an ode to past films. I don’t know that’s just what it felt like to me. Also one of the character’s faces is burned only on one side and his last name is Harvey which is clearly a hat tipping to Two Face from Batman.


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