The REAL “Real Housewives of New Jersey” and “New York City”

Just how real are “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” and “New York City”? Pretty darn real, judging an appearance last night by four of the ladies – Teresa Giudice and Caroline Manzo from the Garden State, and Jill Zarin and Alex McCord from the Big Apple – in Englewood, N.J.

Jill Zarin, from left, Alex McCord, host Gino Bisconte, Teresa Giudice and Caroline Manzo. Sorry for the crappy picture, but it's the best I could do with my cell phone. If anyone has better images, please email me at ava@avagacser.com. I will gladly give you credit for them.

Jill Zarin, from left, Alex McCord, host Geno Bisconte, Teresa Giudice and Caroline Manzo. Sorry for the crappy picture, but it's the best I could do with my cell phone. If anyone has better images, please email me at ava@avagacser.com. I will gladly give you credit for them.

Teresa appeared self-conscious, although I thought she looked gorgeous in a crystal (Swarovski?) sleeveless dress that shimmered like crazy under Bergen PAC’s lights.

“I don’t think I look good,” she admitted at one point. “I still have a stomach.”

Considering Teresa just had her fourth daughter, Audriana, barely five weeks ago, I thought she looked – dare I say it? – FABULOUS!!!

Clearly, the woman has a skewed vision of reality – and Caroline thought so, too, because this is what she said:

“(Teresa) was complaining she put on a size 6 jeans the day after the baby was born.”

“I’m a size 4,” Teresa explained.

Not surprisingly, Teresa referred to her husband Joe – the owner of  G&G Stucco and Stone in Clifton – as “delicious and juicy,” though a little on the plump side.

“I told him he could lose a few pounds,” she added. “(I said) ‘Hon, we were pregnant together.'”

In additional baby Audriana news, Teresa said her older girls – Gia, 8, Gabriella, 5, and Milania, 3 – love the new addition.

“(Milania) squeezes her so hard and kisses her so much all over,” she said. “They’re being like little mommies.”

Unlike her parents, baby Audriana has blue eyes, and “everybody’s saying she looks just like Gabriella,” said Teresa.

One attendee asked Teresa if Star Magazine was correct in reporting that she paid $25,000 for a 5th birthday party for (I’m guessing) daughter Gabriella. She didn’t answer the question directly and said fans would have to wait until the next season to find out.

     Teresa, far right, revealed that the purple (amethyst?) necklace she wore above at the reunion actually belongs to Caroline, who bought it at Neiman Marcus. "Teresa is a jewelry whore," Caroline added./Credit Bravo

Teresa, far right, revealed that the purple (amethyst?) necklace she wore above at the reunion actually belongs to Caroline, who bought it at Neiman Marcus. "Teresa is a jewelry whore," Caroline added./Credit Bravo

Additional tidbits I learned last night:

*Jill, Alex and Teresa all have books coming out. Jill, who is a spokeswoman for Kodak, has a book called “Secrets of a Jewish Mother” that she co-wrote with her mother and sister; Amazon.com lists it as releasing April 15. Alex’s book, “Little Kids, Big City,” is scheduled for release on March 31. While Teresa offered no details on her book, Amazon lists it as “Skinny Jeans and Spaghetti,” with a release date of May 4.

*There is a feud going on between Teresa and “Real Housewife of New York City” Bethenny Frankel. “I know Bethenny hates me, and I don’t care,” said Teresa. Turning to Alex and Jill, she added, “You guys can relay the message.”

*Teresa purchases her children’s clothing at Stage Left in Franklin Lakes.

*Caroline loves living in New Jersey because “everything is just a blink away.” Jill loves the fact that “there’s no sales tax on clothes” in the Garden State.

*Caroline’s daughter Lauren is a freelance makeup artist. “I went to beauty school, and I wax backs,” Lauren revealed. She still will not go anywhere near chuckies, though. (Lauren’s brother, Albie, was also in attendance and received a lot of female attention.)

*After flipping over the table at Lu Nello in Cedar Grove, Teresa said to Joe, “Hon, leave some money. I broke dishes.”

*Caroline acknowledged that she doesn’t take her wealth for granted. “You never forget where you come from,” she said, explaining that she wore her husband’s shirts when she was pregnant because they couldn’t afford maternity clothes. “Tomorrow it could be all gone; it’s just stuff,” she added.

*While Jill and Alex couldn’t talk specifics about the new season, Jill said “I am so excited to have new blood” on the show.

*Jill spoke briefly about her encounter this summer with “Jon & Kate Plus 8” dad Jon Gosselin. “He was quite charming,” she admitted. She said she had no idea that Jon – who she described as being from “that crazy show with that crazy wife” – was also an invited guest to the same dinner party until she arrived and saw him and Michael Lohan.

*Caroline said she had a gut feeling that she should keep fellow “Housewife” Danielle Staub at a distance, even though she admitted that it was her own sister, Dina Manzo, who came up with the idea of getting Danielle on the show. “Why don’t we get the crazy girl from the salon (to be on the show)?” Teresa recalled Dina saying she told Jacqueline Laurita. “Let’s see how crazy she is.”

*Bravo has not announced when either the third season of “New York City” or the second season of “New Jersey” will return, although both are in production.

*The event was hosted/moderated by comedian Geno Bisconte.

You can get an idea of what last night was like from this video. In the meantime, you have another opportunity to see four of the five New Jersey housewives – Dina, Caroline, Jacqueline and Teresa (no Danielle!) – at The Wellmont Theatre in Montclair on Saturday, Nov. 7. Tickets are still available.

Another chance to see the fabulous “Real Housewives of New Jersey” up close and personal

If Caroline Manzo and Teresa (FABULOUS!) Giudice’s October dojo with Alex McCord and Jill Zarin at the Bergen PAC hasn’t already gotten you frothing at the mouth in anticipation, maybe this bit of news will: All of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” (sans Danielle Staub/Beverly Merrill, that is) will appear together in person in – yep, you guessed it – the Garden State!

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C'mon, girls. Be sports and invite Danielle to join you, too. /Credit Bravo

Caroline and Teresa will be joined by Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline’s drama-hatin’ (yeah, right) sister, Dina Manzo, for the event, which takes place on Saturday, Nov. 7, at Montclair’s Wellmonte Theatre. The show starts at 8 p.m. and tickets – which go on sale this Friday, July 24, at noon – run between $27 and $50. (Hopefully things will have cooled off by November; my visit to the Wellmont earlier this month to see Chelsea Handler resulted in me nearly passing out from the heat.)

Why is Danielle not included on the roster?  Could it be that these ladies don’t want her dominating the conversation and bringing the drama? That’s certainly a good enough reason.

Are you planning on attending either of these events? I’ve already got my ticket for the Englewood show and plan on going to the Montclair event, too. I hope to see you there!

Want to meet the “The Real Housewives”? Here’s how

Coming soon to a North Jersey neighborhood near you: “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” and “The Real Housewives of New York.”

Two out of three ain't bad.

Two out of three ain't bad. Caroline and Teresa are leaving confrontation-averse Dina, right, home alone on Oct. 17 while they deal with the NYC ladies.

Well, at least a few of them. The Star-Ledger reports that Teresa Giudice and Caroline Manzo from the New Jersey crew and Jill Zarin and Alex McCord of the New York bunch will break bread (or something like it) during “Dishing and Debates” at the Bergen Performing Arts Center in Englewood on Oct. 17.

The women will engage in a thoughtful, tasteful and ladylike discussion of current events. Who are you kidding? They’re going to talk bubbies and chuckies and pee-pees and prostitution whores. (At least I hope so!) Adding to the fun – as if that were even possible – is a question-and-answer session. Start thinking up some doozies now, ladies!

Tickets for the show, $28 to $68, go on sale Monday, July 13. BergenPAC is at 30 North Van Brunt St. in Englewood. More information and tickets are available by calling 201-227-1030.

Hopefully Teresa will leave her newborn baby – due in September – at home.

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